HTFU

BODY TEMPERATURE IS PERSONAL

If you are cold at your desk in summer,

FUCKING WEAR A CARDIGAN LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD !

DO NOT EXTEND YOUR FUCKED UP BODY TEMPERATURE PROBLEMS TO THE REST OF US WHO ARE LOVING THE AIR CONDITIONING DURING .. AHEM... 

SUMMER !

If you persist in your bullcrap, I will be shedding clothing to compensate your heater in the summer. Starting with my shirt.

STEP THE HELL OFF...

YOUR MOVE...

How in the hell did you pass your test ?

It should be illegal for Gen-Y to drive anything but an automatic compact car. If you roll back into the car behind you, because you were giggling at the radio and don't understand how it happened, you

need to drive an automatic. Period. If you do it more than once, you have to take public transportation for 6 months, and retake your driving test.

Learn a little, would you ?

Aging Dude Moments 2.

'Cray Cray' needs to a die in a sandy napalm fire.


Along with:

 Totes, Ridic, Jelly, and Whatevs.

Come at me

Aging Dude Moments. 1

I never cared enough to watch Gangnem Style.

Not even once.

So shoot me.